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Top Five Predictions for 2008

1. Hugo Chavez makes a guest appearance on hit hip-hop single.
2. Chelsea Clinton announces her engagement to young Republican.
3. Ron Paul hosts an MTV reality show, “Land of Liberty,” in which a group of twentysomethings are given five square acres of land on which to live in accordance with libertarian principles.
4. Record high temperatures, caused by global warming
5. Record low temperatures. Also caused by global warming.