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I guess the whole Iraq war really was about establishing permanent Middle East bases in order to “make the world safe for Israel.” We can never underestimate the wily, hawkish, Jewish, neocon imperialists on their single-minded quest to serve the Jewish state. Using their insidious genius they’ve managed to place a Manchurian candidate in the heart of Mesopotamia. And he is none other than Iraqi President Jalal Talabani. Here’s the Wall Street Journal’s Washington Wire covering Talabani’s Washington press conference yesterday:

“We have good success and achievements in training our Army and our police forces,” Talabani said in heavily-accented English. We still “need to have [an] American presence in Iraq . . . We need to have some – at least some – military bases as a symbol for preventing others [from] interfering [in the] internal affairs of Iraq.”

Military bases to secure the internal affairs of Iraq–wink, wink. Who’s he kidding? This has got Israel written all over it. Those Likudniks may have thought they were clever coming up with that “Talabani” name as a cover, but they can’t pull the wool over my eyes. This is an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a kreplach wrapped in a madgooga. This goes all the way to the top. I’m talking about al-Maliki, Sistani, Sadr, and the Zionist mastermind, Osama Bin Laden, himself hiding out somewhere in the tribal region of Pakistan. Some fearless journalist — and I mean you, Andrew — has got to get to the bottom of this international conspiracy to hijack U.S. foreign policy.

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