The New York Times reports on the latest European letter bomb, this one sent to the Greek embassy in Rome: “An Italian group called the Informal Anarchist Federation claimed responsibility for the defused letter bomb, as well as for two letter bombs that exploded at the Swiss and Chilean embassies to Rome on Dec. 23, seriously injuring two people. … Italian and Greek police officials say that anarchist groups across Europe maintain close ties with each other through the Internet, and often act to call attention to their cause.”
If the Informal Anarchist Federation sounds a bit wishy-washy, you’ve got to remember there are certain organizational challenges inherent in anarchism. Imagine the chat-room drama that led to this moniker.
–We need a name.
–What’s this “we” stuff, Mr. Dictator? I’m an anarchist. I have a name. It’s Bob, and it suits me fine, thank you very much.
–Point taken, Bob. But how do we, excuse me, I mean, how does one indicate solidarity or cohesion without a representative name of some sort?
–That’s taken. Anonymous goes by Anonymous.
–What do you mean anonymous goes by anonymous? Since when?
–Since they launched the DDOS attacks in support of WikiLeaks.
–Those attacks were anonymous.
–Right. I mean, wrong. The A was capitalized.
–Damn. Typo in my paper.
–Live and learn. Anyway, we, uh, I mean this still needs a name.
–I’m thinking. Got it! Nobody. Signed Nobody. Menacing, right?
–“Nobody bombed an embassy in Paris today”? “Governments around the world have to worry about nobody”?
–How about a simple, non-dramatic, descriptive approach? The Anarchist Federation.
–What’s your home address again?
–Well, as an anarchist, I’m obligated to bomb federations not join them.
–Take it easy. I’m thinking of a compromise. How about the Loose Anarchist Federation?
–Uh, little acronym issue there.
–Right. Hmmm. The Informal Anarchist Federation?
–“Look out. The Informal Anarchist Federation is after you. Better institute dress-down Fridays.” Why not the Business Casual Anarchist Federation? The Half-Baked Anarchist Federation …
–Holy cow! I’m about to the miss the mailman. I’ve got to post this letter bomb by noon.
–See what happens when you waste time collaborating as fellow citizens?
–Informal going once, twice …
–Fine. Thank goodness our names aren’t attached to this thing.
–After this, I say we go back to the old A in the circle.
–Sure. Because anarchism is all about tradition and institutions and safe symbols, isn’t it. Wouldn’t want to think for ourselves, would we …
–Logging off, Bob.