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Posts For: September 2011

Christie’s “No” is Boost for Romney

The speculation about Chris Christie seriously considering a run for the presidency may be about to end if today’s reports about the New Jersey governor finally telling backers that he won’t do so are true. Given his stated reluctance, the obstacles to a late entry into the race and the plain fact Christie is clearly unprepared for either the presidency or a national campaign, this can’t be considered terribly surprising to anyone but those pundits and other kibitzers who have been relentlessly plugging this story.

But if Christie is finally going to put us all out of our misery about his desire to sit in the Oval Office, it does raise one very interesting question about the major donors and other Republican big shots who appear to have gone all out to try and change his mind. Once Christie finally removes his name from consideration, where do those who believed he could be their guy go now?

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Administration Refights the Battle of Gilo

Those who believed the Obama administration’s attitude toward Israel has changed for the better got a rude wakeup call today when Washington condemned the start of a housing project in Jerusalem. State Department spokeswoman Victoria Nuland expressed “disappointment” about the planned building of 1,100 homes in the Gilo section of the city. The Palestinian Authority also attacked the project as yet another “illegal settlement” built on Arab land.

While the administration’s defenders will say the comments from Foggy Bottom are nothing more than standard American criticism of settlement policy, attacks on the right of Jews to live in Gilo have a significance that may presage the outbreak of violence.

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Obama Fundraising Down this Quarter?

This might explain those passive-aggressive donor solicitation emails. The White House Dossier’s Keith Koffler catches some news buried in the New York Times write-up on Obama’s town hall yesterday. According to Obama campaign manager Jim Messina, the president is on track to pull in $55 million when the filing deadline ends Friday – which is $30 million less than he raised in the previous quarter:

President Obama will raise substantially less in the second quarter of his campaign than the first, according to the New York Times.

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CAIR Official Denied Florida GOP Spot

The Broward County Republican Party blocked Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) Florida spokesperson Nezar Hamze from joining its executive board last night, a decision that some see as a sign of anti-Muslim discrimination, reports McClatchy:

Islam and Tea Party activism clashed at a raucous meeting Monday night when a group of Broward County Republicans blocked a Muslim activist as a member of the party’s executive committee.

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Erdogan Due for a Comeuppance

What to make of reports Turkey is riding high in the new Middle East? If opinion polls are to be believed, its Prime Mnister, Recep Tayyip Erodgan, is one of the most admired figures in the entire region—though obviously not in Israel. Neo-Ottomanism is the talk of the day. Is this cause for celebration or concern?

Some of each, I think. The causes for alarm are obvious to any supporter of Israel: Erdogan has trashed Turkey’s long-standing alliance with the Jewish state. Using as his excuse the Israeli response to the Turkish-organized Gaza flotilla in 2010, he has launched one over-the-top anti-Israeli tirade after another. He has stopped just short of war by threatening to send the Turkish navy to escort another aid flotilla to Hamas-controlled Gaza. Any suggestion that Israel is
equally to blame for the deteroriation of relations is ridiculous; Israeli leaders have consistently made clear how much they value the Turkish alliance. But all their entreaties have been slapped away by Erdogan who has been using anti-Israeli rhetoric and action (just like Nasser, Khomeini, Qaddafi, and other infamous predecessors) to establish his standing in the Arab world.

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More Global Warming Baloney: Atlas Erased Greenland’s Glaciers

In an era when even the most outrageous claims about global warming are treated by the mainstream media as “established science,” it was refreshing to read in the New York Times over the weekend that at least some climate scientists aren’t ready to let false claims go unchallenged. Apparently, a number of researchers are complaining the most recent edition of Britain’s Times Comprehensive Atlas of the World contains misleading information about alleged melting of Greenland’s ice-capped shores.

A news release issued by the publishers and echoed in much of the media asserted that the atlas illustrates how Greenland has lost 15 percent of its permanent ice cover. Maps in the atlas show significant portions of the large island’s shores are ice-free. The only problem is, as scientists — who are not warming skeptics– point out, it isn’t true.

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Comic Religious Novels

Ever since this morning’s post on Peter De Vries stumbled uncertainly across the internet, Patrick Kurp and I have been putting together an imaginary anthology of comic religious novels. Talk about a special subgenre of the American novel!

To stand alongside The Mackerel Plaza, Kurp suggested J. F. Powers’s Wheat That Springeth Green. I countered with Wilfrid Sheed (see his novel The Hack, for example). Space might even be found for The Ecstasy of Owen Muir by Ring Lardner Jr. Kurp and I both agreed that we needed a Jew, but the only comic novel about the Jewish religion that either of us could think of is unavailable for exasperating reasons.

Most Jewish humor is irreligious. Writing in COMMENTARY, the late Irving Kristol speculated that Jewish humor became possible only when the Jewish people were thrust into modernity, and began to lose their faith. Taking as its “frame of reference the complex structure of ghetto society, ghetto life, and Jewish tradition,” Kristol said, Jewish humor was born out of a “God-forsaken religiosity.”

Kurp asked me why Protestants and Catholics, but not Jews, seem to be able to laugh at their religion (while affirming it) in such interesting ways. I didn’t have an answer for that question either. It’s just too close to Rosh Hashanah to feel in a laughing mood.

Update: John Podhoretz can’t believe my ignorance. “What about Herbert Tarr’s Heaven Help Us?” he asks. “Or Jeremy Leven’s Satan? Or Bruce Jay Friedman’s Steambath (ok, not a novel).” Jonathan Featherstone recommends The Rabbi of Lud by my old teacher Stanley Elkin.

Or, it occurs to me, Robert Cohen’s Here and Now, in which a self-described “half-Jew” is attracted to Judaism by his attraction to a Hasidic chick.

Cut Presidential Candidates Some Slack

I’m in some sympathy with those who want New Jersey Governor Chris Christie to enter the Republican presidential race, for the same reason I was hoping Jeb Bush, Mitch Daniels, and Paul Ryan would. We’re facing a crucial moment, and a crucial election, in the life of our country, and we should want the pool of candidates to include the finest lawmakers and politicians the party has to offer. And then they could battle it out.

At the same time, there is a tendency among some commentators (myself included) to view those who have not entered the field as figures of extraordinary and enduring strength and skill. It often seems that way, right up to the moment when a candidate enters the race, at which point they immediately become diminished, flawed, and mortal. It’s very nearly inevitable, since candidates for president face tremendous scrutiny. Every word they have publicly (and sometimes privately) uttered and every word they have publicly (and sometimes privately) written is placed under a microscope. Past associations, from pastors to siblings, are considered fair game. Those who emerge as front-runners immediately become the object of fierce attacks by other candidates. As a result, the people who looked so impressive when they were on the sidelines are pounded, poked, prodded, dented, and clubbed. That would happen to Governor Christie if he jumped in, just as it would have happened to Messrs. Bush, Daniels, and Ryan.

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Koch Flips Again Backing Obama on Israel

Former New York City Mayor Ed Koch hadn’t been getting much attention prior to his decision to use the special election in New York’s 9th congressional district to make a point about the Obama administration’s policies toward Israel. Yet now that he’s gotten a great deal of the credit for that Republican upset, Koch is doing the only thing he can to maximize his time in the spotlight: he’ll be enthusiastically backing President Obama’s re-election next year.

Politico reports after spending the summer demanding Jewish voters punish the Democrats for Obama’s brutal treatment of Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu and attempts to pressure the Jewish state into dangerous concessions, Koch has decided all is forgiven. But it remains to be seen whether Jewish opinion, which polls have shown is tilting decisively against the president, will follow Koch’s lead.

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Progressive Activist Begs for Tax Hikes

In case you missed this story from the LinkedIn town hall meeting yesterday, President Obama took a question from a former Google executive who begged the president to please raise his taxes. Here’s the video from the Washington Examiner, and a synopsis from Yahoo News:

Former Google brand manager Doug Edwards became an instant media sensation when he joined billionaire investor Warren Buffett in calling for those who had done well in America to do more to help the struggling masses. …

“I am unemployed by choice.” “My question is — would you please raise my taxes?” Edwards said.

Edwards later told reporters that he had never met Obama, but was invited to the town hall event by a friend who had links to the Democratic Party.

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Labor’s Resurgence and Kadima’s Future

Recent polls had indicated if Shelly Yachimovich prevailed in the Israeli Labor party’s internal leadership elections, the party would make a strong comeback. Yachimovich did, and the polls have held steady. Haaretz gleefully proclaims the “Shelly Yachimovich Effect.” And it might be real.

The poll, however, doesn’t contain any bad news for Benjamin Netanyahu and the Likud party. Netanyahu’s popularity seems to have received a boost from his eloquent, tough speech to the United Nations General Assembly late last week. And Avigdor Lieberman’s Yisrael Beiteinu party is due to continue gaining seats in the Knesset, as previous polls have shown. So who loses enough seats to allow Labor to triple its Knesset representation (and allow left-wing Meretz to gain a couple)? Tzipi Livni’s Kadima:

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Peter De Vries

Over the weekend a friend asked why Peter De Vries seems to have disappeared from America’s literary consciousness. A good question. I didn’t have an answer.

De Vries is one of the best comic novelists that America has ever produced, and comic novelists do poorly over the long run of literary history. Other than Mark Twain, Ring Lardner, and perhaps Dawn Powell, Americans have tended to discard their humorists after a generation. Josh Billings, Petroleum V. Nasby, Ambrose Bierce, George Ade, Finley Peter Dunne, Will Cuppy, James Thurber, Robert Benchley, Dorothy Parker, Wolcott Gibbs, E. B. White, Harry Golden, S. J. Perelman, H. Allen Smith, Leonard Q. Ross — these are names from a textbook, not living writers (except for a few hardened followers).

Like many of the comic writers who were well-known in their day, De Vries wrote for the New Yorker. Unlike many of them, though, he wrote novels. Lots of novels — 25 in all. “Every good novel,” he said, “must have a beginning, a muddle, and an end.” He thought of himself as a novelist, and so he kept writing and publishing novels, nearly to the end. (His last novel, Peckham’s Marbles, appeared when he was 76. He died, 18 years ago tomorrow, at the age of 83.)

De Vries also wrote a special kind of humor, filled with puns and plays on words and inversions of popular clichés and famous sayings. His literary reputation, in fact, consists mainly these days in lists of humorous quotations (here, for example, and here and here). De Vries developed a taste for verbal humor while working on a community newspaper in Chicago after leaving school. “The result,” he told an interviewer:

I truly enjoy local, homespun philosophers. Right on top of that I actually did write Pepigrams [e.g., “To turn stumbling blocks into stepping stones — pick up your feet”], for use as wall mottoes and such. I got two bucks a Pepigram, and they got stuck in my blood.

As funny as he is in his quotable throwaway lines, DeVries is not a standup comic in prose. His plots are twisting and ingenious, and he is even funnier in phrasing that twists and shapes a scene. Finding himself on a bus next to “some damn secretary-treasurer” of “something like an organization of madrigal buffs, or the Society for the Prevention of Deplorable Conditions,” the narrator of Consenting Adults; or, The Duchess Will Be Furious (1980) starts in chafing her:

     “Going far?” I said to the woman I’ll call Mrs. Fondue, striking up a “conversation.”
     “Just to Allentown.”
     “That’s a nice town. I once met somebody who lived there, and if he was typical of your element, it leaves nothing to be desired.”

When she fails to catch his meaning, he begins to deliver an impromptu lecture about Albert Tinkham Ryder, the late 19th-century painter. He goes on and on about Ryder’s personal eccentricities (“he slept huddled beneath piles of threadbare overcoats on a floor heaped a foot and a half to two feet high, authorities differ, with assorted filth”) and the “mystic quality” of his paintings. “The woman now looked as though she was definitely going to bolt out of her seat and report me to the driver,” the narrator comments. “He would make a citizen’s arrest and hustle me to headquarters, where I would be lucky to get off with any charge less than aggravated erudition.”

There was a sharpened edge to his humor, especially in his later work, that was not kindly. But De Vries was aware of what he was doing. In his anti-feminist novel Sauce for the Goose (1981), he explains:

Mrs. Dobbin had once read an article on humor in one of the magazines with smooth complexions, which analyzed satire by sorting its practitioners into two classes. Satirists were either soft-mouthed or hard-mouthed. They both brought their pray back dead, true, but some mangled it in purveyance while others did not. Retrievers — such as Frank had been hilariously imitating . . . — retrievers were soft-mouthed, so trained.

De Vries never mangled his prey, but it was sure to be dead when he brought it back. He began his career in the Forties, but did not find his rhythm until the mid-Fifties, when he began to write about suburban Connecticut. The Tunnel of Love was his fifth published book, but his first “mature” work. It is about a “third-rate artist in whom a first-rate gagman is trying to claw his way out.” Baffled in his efforts to create “serious” art, he jumps on the carousel of extramarital affairs. “Affairs are like watermelons,” the narrator remarks. “They leave more mess than they are worth.” The story was filmed in 1958 with Richard Widmark and Doris Day in the starring roles and Gene Kelly in the director’s chair.

The best of his early novels is The Mackerel Plaza (1958), the send-up of a liberal Protestant clergyman who occupies the pulpit of “the first split-level church in America.” (De Vries himself was born into the Dutch Reformed Church, and saw himself as the last of America’s Puritan writers — although he was a Puritan who could not keep a straight face.) De Vries’s pastor is uncomfortable around some of his parishioners. As he says of one: “He had one characteristic that I always find it hard to cope with, piety.” De Vries has great fun dismantling the pastor’s liberal pretensions. And in doing so, he turns out one of the greatest religious novels — one of the few truly religious novels — ever written in America. It was quickly followed by The Tents of Wickedness (1959), a masterpiece of parody in which Emily Dickinson and Dylan Thomas (to say nothing of Hemingway, Fitzgerald, Proust, Dreiser, Joyce, and Kafka) get what is coming to them.

Everything changed for De Vries in September 1960 when his youngest child Emily died of acute lymphoblastic leukemia just a few days before her 11th birthday. Two years later he transmuted tragedy into desperately funny sadness. The Blood of the Lamb is like nothing that De Vries — or anyone else, for that matter — had ever written before. It has been nicely described elsewhere by Ian Wolcott.* The novel marked a change of direction, a change of tone, for De Vries. (Reissued by the University of Chicago Press, it is one of only two De Vries novels to remain in print.) The later novels are much harder on their satirical targets, although De Vries never lost a sense of charity even toward those he found ridiculous.

Four decades after her last book, Dawn Powell was honored with a two-volume edition of her novels in the Library of America. The series that exists “to preserve the nation’s cultural heritage by publishing America’s best and most significant writing in authoritative editions” also now includes the sentimental mediocrity Kurt Vonnegut Jr., De Vries’s younger contemporary and a far lesser comic writer. Surely, then, it is time to reprint Peter De Vries. He should not have to wait another two decades for enshrinement. I will gladly volunteer myself to edit a two-volume edition of De Vries’s early novels (The Tunnel of Love, The Mackerel Plaza, The Tents of Wickedness) and later novels (The Blood of the Lamb, Mrs. Wallop, Sauce for the Goose). Anything to keep one of America’s greatest comic novelists from being reduced to pearls of amusing quotations scattered across the internet.
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* In an essay published in the National Review but not available online, Terry Teachout describes The Blood of the Lamb as a “furious tract about the impossibility of religious faith written by a man who wanted desperately to believe. It is also, in places, howlingly funny. This is, to put it mildly, a jolting combination of qualities. . . . [It] reads as though it had been pounded out in a frenzy of grief and rage by a comedian who, for all his horrific suffering, never lost his eye for the grotesqueries and incongruities of human existence.”

Barack Obama, Democratic Wrecking Ball

Here’s yet more good news for Democrats. National Journal reports:

One of the Democratic party’s leading pollsters [Stanley Greenberg] released a survey of 60 Republican-held battleground districts today, painting an ominous picture for congressional Democrats in 2012. The poll shows Democratic House candidates faring worse than they did in the 2010 midterms, being dragged down by an unpopular president who would lose to both Texas Gov. Rick Perry and Mitt Romney.

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Obama’s State of Mind

At a town hall meeting in Mountain View, California, President Obama said,  “Things have gotten so ideologically driven and everybody is so focused on the next election and putting party ahead of country that we’re not able to solve our problems.”

This formulation is priceless, if only because in a single sentence Obama is advancing three falsehoods, which may be a new indoor record.

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No, Utilitarians Are Not Nice

The Economist reports two researchers from Columbia and Cornell have been studying the personalities of individuals who, in surveys, express a willingness to personally kill one human in the hope of saving more. Their conclusion is there is “a strong link between utilitarian answers to moral dilemmas . . . and personalities that were psychopathic.”  The Economist’s conclusion, in its usual slightly tongue-in-cheek style, is utilitarianism is a “plausible framework” for producing legislation, and the best legislators are therefore psychopathic misanthropes.

But we don’t need Ivy League researchers to conclude utilitarianism is a morally flawed framework for life as well as legislation. In her classic 1987 collection of essays on Marriage and Morals Among the Victorians, Gertrude Himmelfarb explored “Bentham’s Utopia,” or the scheme for “pauper management” the founder of utilitarianism, Jeremy Bentham, set forward in 1798. The plan, in brief, was for all of England’s paupers to be housed in purpose-built facilities, specified by Bentham in elaborate detail, and run on a strongly coercive basis, with all paupers held to work until they had paid off their accounts.

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A SCOTUS Obamacare Decision?

The Obama administration has decided against asking the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals for an en banc hearing, after a three-judge panel of the court struck down the president’s health care individual mandate last month. Since other courts have ruled in favor of the administration, the case will now likely be appealed before the Supreme Court, reports Phil Klein:

And moments ago, the Obama administration’s Department of Justice confirmed to the Examiner that it would not ask for the appeals court to hear the case en banc, or with all judges on the court present. Such a move was unlikely to change the ultimate outcome, but some speculated that the Obama administration may want to delay the case as long as possible so that it isn’t decided by the highest court during the 2012 election. …

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Netanyahu’s “Incompetent” Diplomacy Scores a Diplomatic Coup

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is often accused of diplomatic incompetence. And if you think the goal of diplomacy is to be loved, it’s hard to dispute this: Netanyahu is loathed by leaders worldwide.

But if you think the goal of diplomacy is to get other countries to adopt your country’s positions, then Netanyahu has had some surprising successes recently.

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The Pundit-Public Disconnect on Perry

Commentators have been pretty harsh on Rick Perry this week, though he deserves most of the flak after his three consecutive sub-par debate performances. But according to the latest CNN poll, the candidate actually hasn’t lost much ground with GOP voters. While he’s dropped a couple of points and Romney’s gained a couple of points, in the end the Texan is maintaining a comfortable lead:

According to the survey, which was released Monday, 28 percent of Republicans and independents who lean towards the GOP say they support Perry as their party’s presidential nominee, with Romney at 21 percent. Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich is at ten percent, with Rep. Ron Paul of Texas, who’s making his third bid for the White House, former Godfather’s Pizza CEO and radio talk show host Herman Cain, and former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, all at seven percent. The poll indicates that Rep. Michele Bachmann of Minnesota is at four percent, with former Sen. Rick Santorum of Pennsylvania at three percent and former Utah Gov. and Ambassador to China Jon Huntsman at one percent. …

The poll was conducted Friday through Sunday, after last Thursday’s debate in Orlando, Florida.

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Obama Within Spitting Distance of Carter

In the summer of 1979, Jimmy Carter’s approval rating sank to its low point, 29 percent. I’m not sure if Barack Obama will reach that particular goal, but he’s making an impressive run at it.

For the record, Obama’s approval ratings have fallen to a new low, with only 36 percent of Americans saying they approve of the way he is handling his job overall, according to a new poll from the Economist/YouGov. A majority of Americans – 56 percent – disapprove of the president’s performance. Needless to say, a 20-point gap only 13 months away from an election is a very dangerous place for the president to be. And the internals of the poll are, if anything, worse. Only 30 percent of Americans strongly or somewhat approve of the president’s handling of the issue. Fully 50 percent of Americans believe the policies of the Obama administration have hurt the economy, while 53 percent say they have hurt the middle class.

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DNC Attacks GOP Debate Audience

A couple of idiots in the audience at the last Florida GOP debate booed a gay soldier when he asked Rick Santorum a question about Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. The booing was disrespectful and immature, and definitely not representative of the larger audience, which seemed much more interested in fiscal issues than rehashing the culture wars. But the Democratic National Committee isn’t about to let a perfectly good fake controversy go to waste, so it spliced the debate scene with some ominous music for its new attack ad:

The ad titled “Not One Candidate,” references an editorial in the Concord Monitor Sunday that said, “The most disturbing aspect of the WrestleMania behavior at the debates is not that some audience members booed a soldier and many cheered death. It’s that not one Republican candidate, and there were nine on the stage on Thursday, spoke up to admonish the crowd and call for civility. Not one candidate, in situations that cried out for it, exhibited leadership.”

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