You can say this about President Obama’s fans in the media: They can be a humorless bunch, but that doesn’t stop them from providing moments of unintentional comedy. A very enjoyable example today comes from the Atlantic’s James Fallows. Fallows heard something he liked in Obama’s speech yesterday to the annual AIPAC conference: “There is too much loose talk of war,” the president said about the Iranian threat.
“Good for President Obama for saying this,” Fallows writes today in a post titled–I kid you not–“Iran Drumbeat Watch: AIPAC Edition.” Yes, there does seem to be a lot of loose talk about war with Iran, much of it, it turns out, coming from publications like the one James Fallows writes for. Heading into the weekend, he filed a post chock-full of links to other stories about war with Iran. His fellow Atlantic blogger Robert Wright has filed four posts on the subject in the last week. But the two, it must be said, are not the pioneers of this mania. They were probably set off by the New York Times, the Washington Post, Haaretz, and other such newspapers that bloggers for the Atlantic might read carefully. And here’s what they likely found.
In the last week, a brief glance at the New York Times website shows an average of at least one story a day on the subject. The Washington Post has perhaps even more material as many of its Iran dispatches are Associated Press briefs and the paper has a much more active and varied blog and opinion section than does the New York Times.
A visit to Haaretz’s website shows the liberal Israeli daily has helpfully set up a section called “Israel’s Eye on Iran”–a one-stop shop for all your Iran news. The first eight headlines we see are:
- “Israel would be wise to listen to Obama’s advice on Iran”
- “Obama and Netanyahu’s White House masquerade ball”
- “Would God want Israel to attack Iran?”
- “Tangled web of policy, politics and personality mark Obama-Netanyahu summit”
- “The hallucinations of the Israeli government”
- “Jerusalem, Washington, and the Iranian bomb”
- “The American public’s support for an attack on Iran will be widespread but short-lived”
- “Barak will have to pass an attack on Iran through a reluctant U.S.”
If you feel overwhelmed by this, head on back to Haaretz’s home page. There you’ll find a link to an opinion piece from Saturday’s paper titled “Netanyahu’s conspiracy to drag the U.S. to war.”
So the president is right. So is James Fallows. There is too much loose talk of war. And Fallows and co. would be delighted to know there is something they can do. Physician, heal thyself.
There is one more interesting nugget in Fallows’s post today. He was struck by the part of the president’s speech “in which Obama explained that he was really, truly Israel’s friend.” Fallows says he “can’t think of another situation where an American president, speaking to an American audience on American soil, would find it necessary or dignified to plead his bona fides in a similar way.”
Nor I. I am young, perhaps, but I too cannot think of another situation in which the American president acted with such visible disdain toward an ostensible ally that he felt he must lecture those concerned about his behavior that they were merely being brainwashed by the president’s unnamed enemies. I also cannot recall a time when a president–let alone a president who received close to 80 percent of the Jewish vote–felt compelled to tell a room of Jewish donors that he was the best they were going to get so they should just quit complaining and write him a check. Who are these Jewish voters going to believe, the president would like to know–Obama or their lying eyes?
You also have got to love Fallows’s choice of words for that complaint: “an American president, speaking to an American audience on American soil….” It’s almost as if he thinks the behavior of that crowd is un- oh, never mind. I’m sure it’s just a poor choice of words. He’s upset–those aggressive Israelis are about to pull us into a war with Iran. He read all about it in the Atlantic.










We have been hearing reports of imminent Israeli attacks on Iran since 9-11 and that's ten years ago. From folks for and agin', convinced that Israeli Zionist machinations spawned back to 9-11 itself and those convinced that Obama was stabbing the knife in Israel's own back as often as he played golf. And even Israeli figures such as Barak have added their own portentous murmurings about time frames and windows of opportunity. n nSomehow the much augured Israeli attack never comes and the discussion begins to sound like the mystical ruminations over Mayan 2012 end times or the precise calculations of gog and magog as deduced from the Book of Revelations. n nWhen Israel bombed the Osirak or the Syrian reactors was there this interminable lead up, in public, in the shadows, whispered, shouted, irrepressibly duplicated and annotated? n nThis could turn out to be the geopolitical reprise of the Aristrocrats.
Let's see. How did you hawks brilliant analysis turn out in Vietnam? Not so good, right? And there's Iraq, a trillion or two spent and we are less safe from terrorism before. So, based on Vietnam experience, here are a couple of things wrong with bombing Iran. First, it's immoral to kill people in unprovoked attacks. Doesn't bother you hawks–just call it collateral damage and killing a few hundred thousand civilians passes strict moral standards. But what about the practical problems? Think bombing Iran might make it more likely we'd get nuclear terrorism from Pakistan? Or that Pakistan might fall apart and make our Afghanistan adventures impossible? Or that Iran might toss a few missiles at the oil refineries owned by our friends in Saudi, etc. Or mine the straits of hormuz? Now it might beat Obama at the polls next November to have gas at six bucks a gallon, but on the other hand, people rally around a president in times of war so it might also make him a shoo in. Problem with wars is the other side are allowed to shoot back and you never know exactly how it will turn out. That is why wise military men do not fight unless they have to. I'm worried about bombs in Pakistan way more than bombs in Iran. There's more of them for one thing. I think with something like 8000 bombs of our own we'll be able to convince Iran that having a nuke is pretty much just an expensive and useless waste of money.