The Baby Joke
A woman shopping in a department store sees a stroller right by the changing rooms. In the stroller is a cherubic infant, huge blue eyes, red cheeks, in a jumper that says “Mommy’s Little Angel.”
“Oh, aren’t you the most precious thing?” the woman says. “Where’s your mommy? In the changing room?”
The baby gurgles.
“Aren’t you just the sweetest!” the woman says. “What’s your name, cutie pie?”
The baby gurgles again.
“Oh, are you adorable!” the woman says. “What’s your name, huh? What’s your cute little name?”
“Lady,” the baby says, “are you expecting answers to these questions? I’m three months old, for Christ’s sake.”