try not to fall off the short bus on your way to the Special Olympics. Stop drinking the bong water while you’re at it, tard-master. Forks are for food, not scratching your eyeballs.

Keep crying about your Obamatard messiah.

Not only is it stupid, but you’ve just insulted every single adult who chooses to put their health over the short term energy boost of coffee, which is anything but healthy. And you’ve managed to insult adults like me, who just like the taste of a cold class of orange juice.

In drawing this conclusion, you’ve shown yourself to be the elitist one.

In all my life, at my worst and most misguided, there may have been a couple of times I wanted a woman even a fraction so bad, where I didn’t care about what I said or did or how I lied or whom I betrayed or how shameless and stupid everyone would know me to be later. I never wanted drugs so much, not ever. I certainly never wanted mere money and property so badly!

Yet every damn time I open a newspaper this year, I see you all in phalanxes, promoters and publicists and partisans by the thousands, arms out glassy-eyed chanting in unison “tax cut, tax cut, tax cut, tax cut, give me that tax cut, cheat for my tax cut, drivel for my tax cut, lie for my tax cut, smash open the country with a hammer like a stolen child’s piggy-bank and give me my tax cut this instant, destroy everything on the whole globe that threatens to stand between me and my beloved tax cut, though the world perish tomorrow, today, right now, I’VE GOT TO KEEP THAT TAX CUT!”

The only adolescent here is you, Greenwald…you should GROW UP!

This is the kind of superficial criteria that resulted in W being elected over Gore.

Seriously, let’s talk about the gas tax or war in Iraq or fiscal stimulus or something else. Please. Pretty please?

This piece is a sorry excuse for journalism. It’s totally totally stupid and pointless. You need to come from a different angle if you are going to keep going at Obama. At least try and make sense.

Orange Juice has vitamins.
Coffee does NOT.

Obama’s got a TORTUROUS schedule

HE made a SMART choice.

Psychiatrist, to himself: “I wonder what he meant by that.”

That’s what the attempts to read detailed meanings into the request for a glass of juice remind me of.

Which of the following is grown in the US?

A. Coffee Beans

B. Oranges

Want to use a lifeline??

By the time the general rolls around, the man won’t just be teflon- no one will even be able to make a legitimate criticism of him anymore without seeming trite and cliche. For god’s sake, just give it a rest until you have something real. He’s a politician, so it’s not like it will take long.

“I haven’t had this much fun since my Bar Mitzvah”

And we havn’t even started on the chasers and the Kool Aid!

really, this has to be?

right?

right??

cause if it’s not, you’re scarier than a clown left alone with the kids at a birthday party.

Quotin this.

Plenty of reasons to vote against Obama. This isn’t one of them.

Get a life!

I am one week away from 38 years old. I have never developed a taste for coffee and I do not drink it. I drink orange juice most mornings, and indeed my doctor encouraged me to drink more orange juice.

Do you understand just what it is you are doing when you insinuate that Obama, being a juice drinker, is somehow juvenile and suffering from ‘arrested development.’ Do you understand how many other people you are insulting when you say this. Please keep insulting me and millions of other people who drink orange juice instead of coffee. I dare you. I double dog dare you.

P.S. The orange juice industry would like to have a word with you.

As we all know, real men spend all their time thinking about how they can adopt meaningless signifiers to show other men how manly they are.

– Mike Judge is a prophet of the present.

A friendly word to Republitards: Sooner or later, you will realize that most young americans (like me, sort of–i’m 28) find boomer-laden crap like above just too stupid to take seriously, and here is the fundamental reason: Despite their pretensions, the REPUBLICANS ARE FUNDAMENTALLY NONSERIOUS ABOUT ANYTHING.

Some examples: 1) Our international image and reputation. We have a problem with our international image, and therefore, with our legitmacy, and therefore, with our authority in matters both soft and hard. Maybe we don’t deserve this. Maybe we were right to go into Iraq. Maybe we are right even on how we are prosecuting the war on terror. I don’t think so, but maybe. But being right doesn’t mean that the problem is not a real problem. Contra your assertions above, part of being an ADULT is accepting that one has to deal with problems that one is not necessarily responsible for having caused. 2) Health Care. There is a problem. Many, many hard-working americans cannot afford decent health care. Labelling a serious attempt to deal with it–even if it has deep flaws–as ’socialism’ and dumbly yelling ‘big government’ is not going to change this. No one I know thinks that the republicans are serious about doing anything about health care, rather than just opposing whatever the democrats propose. But health care is a problem. So no one I know will vote republitard. 3) The debt. We have huge debt, both private and public. Cutting taxes WILL NOT solve this problem. No one seriously thinks it will. Laffer econ is laughable, and everyone knows it. Raising taxes might not be the solution, either, for clearly it’s spending–whether financed by deficit spending or higher taxes–that is the problem. 4) Iran. Folding one’s arms and turning one’s back and loudly huffing ‘mullah mullah’ will NOT solve the Iran problem. Again, the republitards have no serious proposal for dealing with country. Maybe meeting with the government entails large risks, maybe beginning to cautiously normalize relations is a dangerous thing to attempt, but jeez, at least it’s SOMETHING.

Don’t mean to rant. Just don’t be surprised if no one under 30 votes for the republicans because we see them for the joke that they are.

Reasons to hate Abe Greenwald: He is a tool.

Reasons for Republicans to vote for Obama: McCain is mentally unstable. The NeoCons have destroyed our party, the neocons have sent the country down a path of financial destruction, a McCain victory will mean four more years of a Democratic Congress, an Obama victory will mean a (hopeful) withdrawal from Iraq and a Republican Congress in two years.

Reasons to hate Abe Greenwald: He is still a tool.