Fighting Qassams with Bazookas

There’s a new chemical-weapons charge leveled against Israel:

Hamas suspects that Israeli intelligence services are supplying its Gaza Strip stronghold with chewing gum that boosts the sex drive in order to “corrupt the young,” an official said on Tuesday.

One half suspects Israel will announce an internal investigation and produce a report in a month. By then, though, the UN will have condemned the Jewing Gum, the Red Cross study will have revealed the depth of the damage to the Palestinian population, and British universities will call for super-duper extra special divestment from the Jewish State.